• “Why are you in the EZ-Pass lane without an EZ-Pass tag?” 
  •  I saw a Nissan Versa tagged with a skull emblem on the trunk and tinted back quarter panel with the word “Slayer”, in gothic font of course.
  • People aren’t stuck in traffic. The roadways are stuck with people. 
  • Shuffle on an iPod is either a triumph or a disaster, hoping for middle ground is Unicorn Talk.
  • He Can Only Hold Her – Amy Winehouse
  • Busta Rhymes used to be great!
  • A well placed idiot can seamlessly ruin a well laid plan, every time.
  • Right On – Marvin Gaye

Author of 'When a Unicorn Crosses the Unicorn'

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